Category: Book Reviews

Book Review | Christine by Stephen King

Posted December 14, 2025 by Haze in Book Reviews / 0 Comments

Christine by Stephen King

Stephen King’s ultimate, evil vehicle of terror, Christine: the frightening story of a nerdy teenager who falls in love with his vintage Plymouth Fury. It was love at first sight, but this car is no lady.

Evil is alive in Libertyville. It inhabits a custom-painted red and white 1958 Plymouth Fury named Christine and young Arnold Cunningham, who buys it.

Along with Arnold’s girlfriend, Leigh Cabot, Dennis Guilder attempts to find out the real truth behind Christine and finds more than he bargained from murder to suicide, there’s a peculiar feeling that surrounds Christine—she gets revenge on anyone standing in her path.

Can Dennis save Arnold from the wrath of Christine? This #1 national bestseller is “Vintage Stephen King…breathtaking…awesome. Carries such momentum the reader must force himself to slow down”


For the Reading Challenge(s):
The Stephen King Constant Reader Challenge


The Reason

For the The Stephen King Constant Reader Challenge and my online bookclub was having a Stephen King buddy read extravaganza during Halloween season!

The Quotes

“Has it ever occurred to you,” he said abruptly, “that parents are nothing but overgrown kids until their children drag them into adulthood? Usually kicking and screaming?”

“If being a kid is about learning how to live, then being a grown-up is about learning how to die.”

“I once heard about some millionaire who had a stolen Rembrandt in his basement where no one but him could see it. I could understand that guy. I don’t mean that Arnie was a Rembrandt, or even a world-class wit, but I could understand the attraction of knowing about something good … something that was good but still a secret.”

“I don’t believe in curses, you know. Nor in ghosts or anything precisely supernatural. But I do believe that emotions and events have a certain…lingering resonance.”

The Narrator(s)

Holter Graham. I loved it!

My Thoughts

I watched the movie for the first time earlier this year and I thought I really should read the book too, because it’s the one Stephen King book that my husband read that I hadn’t yet, and he’d been singing its praises. I’m glad I finally did because I really liked the story and yes, it’s definitely much better than the movie! There was a lot of nuance with the characters and their relationships, and their backstories too, that I wasn’t expecting and didn’t get with the movie. The relationships between Arnie’s parents and himself was especially interesting, and I love how King really gets in there with the complexity of parent-child relationships.

I had put off reading this book because I wasn’t particularly interested in cars and there were so many other King books I wanted to read first, but now that I’ve read it I feel like a fool for putting it off so long. I think this may be one of my top Stephen King books now!

My Rating

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5 stars.

Have you read this book? Would you read this book? Did you like the book or do you think you would like it?

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Book Review | Dracula by Bram Stoker

Posted December 14, 2025 by Haze in Book Reviews / 1 Comment

Dracula by Bram Stoker

When Jonathan Harker visits Transylvania to help Count Dracula with the purchase of a London house, he makes a series of horrific discoveries about his client. Soon afterwards, various bizarre incidents unfold in England: an apparently unmanned ship is wrecked off the coast of Whitby; a young woman discovers strange puncture marks on her neck; and the inmate of a lunatic asylum raves about the ‘Master’ and his imminent arrival.

In Dracula, Bram Stoker created one of the great masterpieces of the horror genre, brilliantly evoking a nightmare world of vampires and vampire hunters and also illuminating the dark corners of Victorian sexuality and desire.


For the Reading Challenge(s):
The Classics Club


The Reason

It’s one of my online book club’s buddy reads for Halloween season.

The Quotes

“Remember my friend, that knowledge is stronger than memory, and we should not trust the weaker.”

“The last I saw of Count Dracula was his kissing his hand to me, with a red light of triumph in his eyes, and with a smile that Judas in hell might be proud of.”

“Doctor, you don’t know what it is to doubt everything, even yourself. No, you don’t; you couldn’t with eyebrows like yours.”

“Ah, it is the fault of our science that it wants to explain all; and if it explain not, then it says there is nothing to explain.”

The Narrator(s)

Tavia Gilbert and J.P. Guimont. I loved this narration, it was so immersive.

My Thoughts

Wow, this is one hell of a journey! I’m surprised by how much I enjoyed the book considering it’s been adapted to death in pop culture media. A lot of the story is familiar to me, of course, but reading it for the first time, I’m enjoying so much of the nuances of the individual characters and their actual interactions with each other.

Van Helsing’s reasonings and the way he speaks to and cares for the other characters really jumps off the page to me, and I can’t help but love him. Mina is also such a wonderful character, so vibrant and smart and compassionate, caring about everyone else even when she’s the one in danger. I love that the book is in epistolary form, and that it plays a part in how they document events and discover connections.

The book did go on longer than I expected, but I found it interesting how much that added to the tension; the waiting, anticipating resolutions – was Lucy going to get better? was Mina going to die? will they find where Dracula is? will they triumph over evil? I’m really surprised how much I loved reading the book! I’m pretty sure I’ll reread it again soon!

My Rating

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5 stars.

Have you read this book? Would you read this book? Did you like the book or do you think you would like it?

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Book Review | Field Notes on Love by Jennifer E. Smith

Posted December 14, 2025 by Haze in Book Reviews / 0 Comments

Field Notes on Love by Jennifer E. Smith

Having just been dumped by his girlfriend, British-born Hugo is still determined to take his last-hurrah-before-college train trip across the United States. One snag: the companion ticket is already booked under the name of his ex, Margaret Campbell. Nontransferable, no exceptions.

Enter the new Margaret C. (Mae for short), an aspiring filmmaker with big dreams. After finding Hugo’s spare ticket offer online, she’s convinced it’s the perfect opportunity to expand her horizons.

When the two meet, the attraction is undeniable, and both find more than they bargained for. As Mae pushes Hugo to explore his dreams for his future, he’ll encourage her to channel a new, vulnerable side of her art. But when life off the train threatens the bubble they’ve created for themselves, will they manage to keep their love on track?


For the Reading Challenge(s):
N/A


The Reason

I’ve been craving sweet love stories!

The Quotes

“Most things are easier than you think,” she says. “It’s deciding to do them that’s hard.”

“That’s the thing. You almost never know when you’re saying goodbye to someone forever.”

“His heart aches, not because he loves her—he hasn’t for a long time now—but because he loved her once, and that’s something that never completely leaves you.”

“You don’t know what happiness is – what it really means – until it’s taken away from you. Then you realise the world will never be as bright as it was.”

My Thoughts

I’ve been missing light-hearted romance stories and liked the sound of this one. Two strangers traveling together in a somewhat forced proximity, and learning about each other and themselves in the process of their journey. It’s cute and a little cheesy, but it was sweet and feel-good, and I needed to feel good. I loved the two MCs and the way they interacted with each other. I loved how unique Hugo’s situation was, and how he struggled to find his place as an individual. I loved Mae’s passion for telling stories and eventually finding her own. It got really emotional near the end and I’m not ashamed to say I sobbed like a baby. I’ve read a couple of books previously by this author and enjoyed them, and I think I’ll be reading more.

My Rating

⭐⭐⭐⭐/5 stars.

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Book Review | Let’s Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson

Posted December 14, 2025 by Haze in Book Reviews / 2 Comments

Let’s Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson

When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it.

In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives.


For the Reading Challenge(s):
N/A


The Reason

It was my in-person bookclub’s Book of the Month, and I’d been wanting to read Jenny Lawson for a while.

The Quotes

“Because you are defined not by life’s imperfect moments, but by your reaction to them. And because there is joy in embracing – rather than running from – the utter absurdity of life.”

“But really, what else are you going to talk about in line at the liquor store? Childhood trauma seems like the natural choice, since it’s the reason why most of us are in line there to begin with.”

“When I was in junior high I read a lot of Danielle Steele. So I always assumed that the day I got engaged I’d be naked, covered in rose petals, and sleeping with the brother of the man who’d kidnapped me.”

The Narrator(s)

Jenny Lawson, the author herself. I absolutely loved it, she was hilarious!

My Thoughts

I listened to this on audio with the author narrating, and I think that adds tremendously to my enjoyment of the book. She’s hilarious and I love how she finds humor in everything, but she also talks about some serious issues in such a nonchalant way, making light of them, sometimes to the point where I’m wondering, “Are you okay, Jenny?” I actually had her other book “Furiously Happy” on my TBR for a while, but I ended up reading this one first because it was my in-person bookclub’s BOTM. I’m glad I did because apparently this book was her first published one. Taking a look at the other books she’s released, it looks like humor about horrible things is her niche, and yes, I absolutely want to read them all! I’m also going to try to read them all on audio because I think it’s better with her narration. The copy I listened to had a bonus chapter and some really funny outtakes of her recording process which are probably not in the printed copies!

My Rating

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5 stars.

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Book Review | The Running Man by Stephen King

Posted December 14, 2025 by Haze in Book Reviews / 0 Comments

The Running Man by Stephen King

In the year 2025, the best men don’t run for president, they run for their lives…

Ben Richards is out of work and out of luck. His eighteen-month-old daughter is sick, and neither Ben nor his wife can afford to take her to a doctor. For a man from the poor side of town with no cash and no hope, there’s only one thing to do: become a contestant on one of the Network’s Games, shows where you can win more money than you’ve ever dreamed of—or die trying. Now Ben’s going prime-time on the Network’s highest-rated viewer participation show. And he’s about to become a prey for the masses…


For the Reading Challenge(s):
The Stephen King Constant Reader Challenge


The Reason

For the The Stephen King Constant Reader Challenge and my online bookclub was having a Stephen King buddy read extravaganza during Halloween season!

The Quotes

“In the year 2025, the best men don’t run for president, they run for their lives. . . .”

“He understood well enough how a man with a choice between pride and responsibility will almost always choose pride–if responsibility robs him of his manhood.”

“…like words repeated until they are reduced to nonsense. Say your name over two hundred times and discover you are no one.”

My Thoughts

It’s so funny that my previous reviews were for a 5-star King book, singing his praises as a writer, and now I’m only giving 3 stars to another King book! It wasn’t a bad story, and in fact, I love the premise, but the execution left me a little disappointed. It may also be unfair because I grew up watching a lot of Schwarzenegger movies and The Running Man was one of my favorites, and although I knew the movie didn’t follow the book closely at all, I was hoping for the same thrill, and I don’t feel like I got it.

This book is also horribly dated, having been written in 1982, and a lot of King’s imagined ideas for what 2025 would look like falls comically short. Not his fault, and probably not an issue when it first came out, but it does take away a little from my enjoyment of reading this book for the first time in this day and age. I’m expecting the new movie coming out to be updated from when the old movie was released, and in a way, I wish there would be an updated version of this book too, but I recognize this is a me problem and not the book problem.

My Rating

⭐⭐⭐/5 stars.

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Book Review | Duma Key by Stephen King

Posted December 14, 2025 by Haze in Book Reviews / 0 Comments

Duma Key by Stephen King

NO MORE THAN A DARK PENCIL LINE ON A BLANK PAGE. A HORIZON LINE, MAYBE, BUT ALSO A SLOT FOR BLACKNESS TO POUR THROUGH . . .

A terrible construction site accident takes Edgar Freemantle’s right arm and scrambles his memory and his mind, leaving him with little but rage as he begins the ordeal of rehabilitation. A marriage that produced two lovely daughters suddenly ends, and Edgar begins to wish he hadn’t survived the injuries that could have killed him. He wants out. His psychologist, Dr. Kamen, suggests a “geographic cure,” a new life distant from the Twin Cities and the building business Edgar grew from scratch. And Kamen suggests something else.

“Edgar does anything make you happy?”

“I used to sketch.”

“Take it up again. You need hedges . . .

hedges against the night.”

Edgar leaves Minnesota for a rented house on Duma Key, a stunningly beautiful, eerily undeveloped splinter of the Florida coast. The sun setting into the Gulf of Mexico and the tidal rattling of shells on the beach call out to him, and Edgar draws. A visit from Ilse, the daughter he dotes on, starts his movement out of solitude. He meets a kindred spirit in Wireman, a man reluctant to reveal his own wounds, and then Elizabeth Eastlake, a sick old woman whose roots are tangled deep in Duma Key. Now Edgar paints, sometimes feverishly, his exploding talent both a wonder and a weapon. Many of his paintings have a power that cannot be controlled. When Elizabeth’s past unfolds and the ghosts of her childhood begin to appear, the damage of which they are capable is truly devastating.

The tenacity of love, the perils of creativity, the mysteries of memory and the nature of the supernatural–Stephen King gives us a novel as fascinating as it is gripping and terrifying.


For the Reading Challenge(s):
The Stephen King Constant Reader Challenge


The Reason

For the The Stephen King Constant Reader Challenge and my online bookclub was having a Stephen King buddy read extravaganza during Halloween season!

The Quotes

“If I kept saying it; if I kept reaching out. My accident really taught me just one thing: the only way to go on is to go on. To say ‘I can do this’ even when you know you can’t.”

“A person’s memory is everything, really. Memory is identity. It’s you.”

“The only religions I don’t like are the ones that insist their God is bigger than your God.”

“Stay hungry. It worked for Michelangelo, it worked for Picasso, and it works for a hundred thousand artists who do it not for love (although that might play a part) but in order to put food on the table. If you want to translate the world, you need to use your appetites. Does this surprise you? It shouldn’t. There’s no creation without talent, I give you that, but talent is cheap. Talent goes begging. Hunger is the piston of art.”

The Narrator(s)

John Slattery. I was completely immersed and I enjoyed it very much!

My Thoughts

This is also a reread. I don’t remember anything about it except that I loved it, because although I rated it 5 stars when I first read it, I didn’t leave a review. Having read it again this time, I can totally see why I loved it the first time, and why I’m quite sure I’ll still love it when I read it again in the future.

It is such an all encompassing book for me; it evokes so many emotions, makes me feel so much, all the ups and downs. It grabbed my attention from the beginning, even though it started slow and almost felt like an easy vacation read, and then it got really intense and I couldn’t put it down. I fell in love with all the characters, but that’s no surprise because King’s characters are always so well-written.

I loved Edgar’s and Wireman’s bromance, the way they trusted each other and related to each other even from the beginning. I love the way we see Edgar’s progress from the start of the story; his struggles, his recovery, his thought processes… I love how I fell for Ilse and other people in Edgar’s life, simply through the way Edgar thinks about them. How can I not love King’s books when he gives me everything? The story is always exciting, the characters are always interesting, and all the different types of emotions are always spilling out of me! Ugh, so good!

My Rating

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5 stars.

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Book Review | Carrie by Stephen King

Posted December 14, 2025 by Haze in Book Reviews / 0 Comments

Carrie by Stephen King

Carrie may be picked on by her classmates but she has a gift. She can move things with her mind. Doors lock. Candles fall. This is her power and her problem.

To be invited to Prom Night by Tommy Ross is a dream come true for Carrie — the first step towards social acceptance by her high school colleagues. Until an unexpected cruelty turns her gift into a weapon of terror and destruction that no one will ever forget.


For the Reading Challenge(s):
The Stephen King Constant Reader Challenge


The Reason

For the The Stephen King Constant Reader Challenge and my online bookclub was having a Stephen King buddy read extravaganza during Halloween season!

The Quotes

“People don’t get better, they just get smarter. When you get smarter you don’t stop pulling the wings off flies, you just think of better reasons for doing it.”

“High school isn’t a very important place. When you’re going you think it’s a big deal, but when it’s over nobody really thinks it was great unless they’re beered up.”

“Nobody was really surprised when it happened, not really, not on the subconscious level where savage things grow.”

“This is the girl they keep calling a monster. I want you to keep that firmly in mind. The girl who could be satisfied with a hamburger and a dime root beer after her only school dance so her momma wouldn’t be worried . . .”

The Narrator(s)

Sissy Spacek, and Margaret Atwood. I can’t think of better narrators for this book. Love them!

My Thoughts

This is a reread, and although it isn’t one of my favorite Stephen King books, I find that I like it more this time around and appreciate it for the story it is. Carrie is such a fascinating character; she’s not really the bad guy here and yet, she caused hundreds of deaths and a whole town’s destruction. Stephen King has always been the master of writing about regular people who are monsters, and it’s interesting when you realize he’s been doing this since the beginning.

Carrie isn’t the monster here, she’s just a scared little girl pushed to the brink of what she could handle emotionally. Her mother, her school bullies, they are the true monsters. I also read this right after reading Frankenstein and I thought it was interesting with the whole “who’s the real monster” theme. There are some real parallels here that I’m not sure I would’ve realized if I hadn’t read them back to back, especially with some of what I said in my Frankenstein review about bad parenting. I also mentioned about how it was great that Frankenstein was focused more on the father as the parent, while here, we see the mother being the focus of bad parenting.

Maybe I liked this book more this time around precisely because I read Frankenstein right before, but honestly, I find myself noticing a lot more this time too about the rest of the characters in the story, the way they behave, their thoughts processes, and I’m amazed once again by Stephen King’s character study. This is why I love his books.

My Rating

⭐⭐⭐⭐/5 stars.

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Book Review | Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

Posted December 11, 2025 by Haze in Book Reviews / 0 Comments

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

‘Now that I had finished, the beauty of the dream vanished, and breathless horror and disgust filled my heart …’

Obsessed with creating life itself, Victor Frankenstein plunders graveyards for the material to fashion a new being, which he shocks into life with electricity. But his botched creature, rejected by Frankenstein and denied human companionship, sets out to destroy his maker and all that he holds dear. Mary Shelley’s chilling Gothic tale was conceived when she was only eighteen, living with her lover Percy Shelley near Byron’s villa on Lake Geneva. It would become the world’s most famous work of horror fiction, and remains a devastating exploration of the limits of human creativity.

Based on the third edition of 1831, this volume contains all the revisions Mary Shelley made to her story, as well as her 1831 introduction and Percy Bysshe Shelley’s preface to the first edition. This revised edition includes as appendices a select collation of the texts of 1818 and 1831 together with ‘A Fragment’ by Lord Byron and Dr John Polidori’s ‘The Vampyre: A Tale’.


For the Reading Challenge(s):
The Classics Club


The Reason

It was my online bookclub’s BOTM, and it’s one of my favorite classic horror stories.

The Quotes

“Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful.”

“Life, although it may only be an accumulation of anguish, is dear to me, and I will defend it.”

“I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.”

“The fallen angel becomes a malignant devil. Yet even that enemy of God and man had friends and associates in his desolation; I am alone.”

My Thoughts

It’s one of my favorite classic horror books but it’s been a while since I read it. Rereading it again now, there are a lot of details I’ve forgotten, but the question of who the real monster is still truly intrigues me. I love how it’s an exploration of human nature, even though one of the MCs is not really human. I love that there is a spotlight on fathers and their roles as parents. We often see mothers being scrutinized for their parenting, but here it’s the “father” who’s the only person responsible for the parenting.

I love that this book is such food for thought about the human condition and what it means to be human, the need for love and belonging regardless of your origins. It’s heartbreaking to see what can happen when people don’t get the love and care they desperately need. I also think that despite being categorized as creature horror, it’s also very much social horror and very relevant to the human condition today.

My Rating

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5 stars.

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Book Review | The Wedding Crasher by Mia Sosa

Posted December 11, 2025 by Haze in Book Reviews / 0 Comments

The Wedding Crasher by Mia Sosa

The USA Today bestselling author of The Worst Best Man is back with another hilarious rom-com about two strangers who get trapped in a lie and have to fake date their way out of it…

Just weeks away from ditching DC for greener pastures, Solange Pereira is roped into helping her wedding planner cousin on a random couple’s big day. It’s an easy gig… until she stumbles upon a situation that convinces her the pair isn’t meant to be. What’s a true-blue romantic to do? Crash the wedding, of course. And ensure the unsuspecting groom doesn’t make the biggest mistake of his life.

Dean Chapman had his future all mapped out. He was about to check off “start a family” and on track to “make partner” when his modern day marriage of convenience went up in smoke. Then he learns he might not land an assignment that could be his ticket to a promotion unless he has a significant other and, in a moment of panic, Dean claims to be in love with the woman who crashed his wedding. Oops.

Now Dean has a whole new item on his to-do list: beg Solange to be his pretend girlfriend. Solange feels a tiny bit bad about ruining Dean’s wedding, so she agrees to play along. Yet as they fake-date their way around town, what started as a performance for Dean’s colleagues turns into a connection that neither he nor Solange can deny. Their entire romance is a sham… there’s no way these polar opposites could fall in love for real, right?


For the Reading Challenge(s):
N/A


The Reason

I desperately needed some romance after reading so many dark and heavy books.

The Quotes

“You know, I think the more something’s important to us, the more we feel we’ll lose if it doesn’t work out. So we convince ourselves not to want the thing.”

“One thing’s clear: Not being in a relationship is better than being in a bad one. Because one bad relationship can change your life forever.”

“Like maybe I don’t deserve you but I want to try to earn a place in your heart.”

“Sometimes we feel things we know aren’t rational, but we still feel them.”

My Thoughts

I picked up this book because I had been reading a lot of horror and hard-hitting books lately and I needed a nice, light-hearted romance. There were a lot of cliches, tropes, and hijinks, but all in good fun and mostly delivered well. I enjoyed the chemistry between the two MCs, and I love the relationships they have with the other supporting characters as well. I think the family aspect of the book is one of my favorite things about it, though I normally don’t like family being too involved in personal stuff. It feels like there was a nice balance between nosiness and respect for privacy with the relationships here. There was some graphic sex on the page which I wasn’t expecting but I thought was done pretty tastefully, considering. It was a really quick read and I enjoyed it very much!

My Rating

⭐⭐⭐/5 stars.

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Book Review | Dungeon Crawler Carl Series (Books 1-7) by Matt Dinniman

Posted December 11, 2025 by Haze in Book Reviews / 4 Comments

Dungeon Crawler Carl Series by Matt Dinniman

The apocalypse will be televised!

A man. His ex-girlfriend’s cat. A sadistic game show unlike anything in the universe: a dungeon crawl where survival depends on killing your prey in the most entertaining way possible.

In a flash, every human-erected construction on Earth—from Buckingham Palace to the tiniest of sheds—collapses in a heap, sinking into the ground.

The buildings and all the people inside have all been atomized and transformed into the dungeon: an 18-level labyrinth filled with traps, monsters, and loot. A dungeon so enormous, it circles the entire globe.

Only a few dare venture inside. But once you’re in, you can’t get out. And what’s worse, each level has a time limit. You have but days to find a staircase to the next level down, or it’s game over. In this game, it’s not about your strength or your dexterity. It’s about your followers, your views. Your clout. It’s about building an audience and killing those goblins with style.

You can’t just survive here. You gotta survive big.

You gotta fight with vigor, with excitement. You gotta make them stand up and cheer. And if you do have that “it” factor, you may just find yourself with a following. That’s the only way to truly survive in this game—with the help of the loot boxes dropped upon you by the generous benefactors watching from across the galaxy.

They call it Dungeon Crawler World. But for Carl, it’s anything but a game.



The Reason

There was so much hype I couldn’t ignore it!

The Quotes

“Cats are assholes. I get it. But do you know why people like cats, despite their asshole-ness? It’s because they don’t fucking talk.”

“If we get to the point where we don’t help each other anymore, that’s when we stop being human.”

“New achievement! You’ve killed an armed mob with your bare fucking hands! Holy crap, dude. That’s kinda fucked up. Reward: You’ve received a Bronze Weapon Box!”

“You’re not going to break me,” I said. “You might hurt me, or kill me, but you’re not going to break me.”

The Narrator(s)

Jeff Hays. For all the books in the series. I have insufficient words to describe how incredible his narration is. I am spoiled by his narration!

My Thoughts

I decided to do one post for the whole series because I’m so far behind with my reviews and I’m too lazy to do one for each book, so I’ll just put them altogether here in this post.

Book 1 – Dungeon Crawler Carl
This is a reread; I first read this (and the second book in the series) in November last year and loved it, but I wasn’t able to finish the series at the time so now I have to reread to refresh my memory. I had a lot of other books on my TBR and wasn’t initially planning to pick this series back up now, but life has been kicking my ass and I felt like I needed a story that was fun and easy to read but also thrilling and exciting at the same time to keep my interest throughout everything else happening in my life.

This book is such perfect balance of being light-hearted while still dealing with some heavy issues. I love Carl and Donut as a team; they have the cutest relationship and the best chemistry as a duo. It makes me wonder about the kind of relationship I would have with my cats if they turned sentient! Now that I’m back in the DCC world, I intend to complete the series this time and I’m so ready to start the next books!

Book 2 – Carl’s Doomsday Scenario
Continuing the saga of Carl and Donut but now we also have Mongo! I love that they picked their Classes in this book that allow them to get all the perks and upgrades. The side quests are interesting as hell, I am also waiting to see where this goes when they reach the lower levels! I loved the ending of the book and I loved the epilogue even more! It was hilarious! It was incredible! It was amazing! It was (insert all your favorite adjectives here)! I’m sure I’ll be back with another glowing review after I finish the next book!

Book 3 – The Dungeon Anarchist’s Cookbook
This is the third book in the series and I think it might be my favorite one so far! One of the reasons the first book pulled me in is because of the humor and how easy it is to read, but it should be acknowledged that there are some very disturbing themes in the book and a lot of emotional trauma as well. This book delves deeper into some difficult topics that are handled so beautifully and serves to show us the growth and development of the characters. I love them more now than ever. I love that although there is more focus on character development, there is no detraction from the excitement of the Dungeon Crawl and the missions, quests, and scrapes that Carl, Donut, and their friends get into.

Book 4 – The Gate of the Feral Gods
Fourth book in and I am still caught off-guard by how this story manages to surprise me! I love that we are getting to know more of the other characters better now. As we get deeper into the levels and more Crawlers die, we naturally get fewer characters left, of course, and we see some of them over the course of the books as well. It’s weird how Carl creates community and found family without getting too sappy about it, but in a way that makes my heart swell even more. They show love and care through actions rather than cheesy words (although there’s nothing wrong with that!).

There are several characters whose motives I’m still unsure about though, and I guess we’ll find out as we go. I also love how much more openly defiant Carl has gotten, and how he uses his ratings and popularity as leverage. I can’t help it, guys. I wanted to take a break to read other books, but I already started the next book!

Book 5 – The Butcher’s Masquerade
Fifth book in and still going strong! Book 5 gets better and also more traumatic at the same time. I laughed out loud so many times while reading, and probably teared up an equal amount of times. The relationships are the best thing about this book, but there’s also the plot and the humor, and oh, everything! The fact of the premise really allows Dinniman to go crazy with the cast and plot but it also highlights just how f’d up the events in the books are if they happened in real life. There are things set up in previous books that come to fruition in this book, but there are also a lot more that have not come to pass, and I’m sort of scared of what’s going to happen because the story does not go easy!

Book 6 – The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
Book 6 and it’s still so good and hilarious, and completely outlandish in a good way! Where do I begin? The fact that we are now on Book 6 and there’s still so much I can say about it because it never gets boring, there’s always something new, and I only fall more and more in love with the characters.

The fact that this freaking book can make me laugh out loud in one paragraph only to make me cry like a baby in the next, to the point that my husband sitting beside me stared at me worriedly and wondered if I was having a neurological event. The fact that the traumatic events that happen in this book is handled so sensitively and seriously, and at the same time so irreverently and humorously, and still makes me relate to the human condition and everything it means to be human for these characters.

I am excitedly anticipating reading Book 7, but also dreading it because once I finish it, I’ll have to wait a while for the next books and I know I’ll miss Carl and Donut. I’m going to read some other books before starting Book 7, but I’m pretty sure I can’t put it off too long!

Book 7 – This Inevitable Ruin
This is Book 7 in the DCC series, and the last one to date until the next one, which is expected to be released in May 2026. I don’t know how I can wait that long without going crazy. I don’t often do well with long-running series because I forget details, or get bored with the same story and characters, especially if the author tends to be formulaic. But every single book in this series has only gotten better and better, and just when you think it can’t get better, it gets better!

This book plays with my emotions; making me cry, making me laugh, making me feel awed at the plots, missions, side quests, power plays… making me disgusted because some really disgusting things happen, making me scared and on edge with suspense, making me feel so much! I thought I was already so deeply in love with these characters, but I find myself falling more and more in love with them with every book.

I cannot praise this series enough, but I also feel like I should maybe tone it down because it might raise expectations sky high and I don’t want anyone to be disappointed. It is that good though, for me at least, and now that I’ve finished the latest book and have to wait for the next one, I have no idea what to do with myself!

My Rating

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5 stars. I love the whole series and each book only gets better and better!

Have you read this series? Would you read this series? Did you like it or do you think you would like it?

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